For gods sake just go with the joke. You’ll get it in a minute.
If you know the answer to getting over a shit day send it in on a stamped address envelope please. Because I have no bloody clue.
What I can do is share with you my rant from a crap day - so at least you know (if you’re having one) that you’re not alone. And if you’re having a good day, no offence- but take the offence and leave. We don’t need your positive energy at the moment thank you very much.
I often think I’m the only one in my office with half a brain. And when I say that I don’t mean a floor of a couple of people- I’m talking biggest skyscraper in town, tens of thousands of people, the highest academic achievements and insane salary power. And I honestly walk in thinking- fuck me, is this really it? This is the elite crowd I’m meant to look up to… good god.
I’ve worked in this corporate space for nearly a couple of decades. So I know a thing or two about navigating the snakes and doing my best fake Monica laugh. But it’s only been in my current company where, not only have I got to do all this - but pretty much every day I have to justify my fucking skillset - which until I worked here I didn’t think people cared about at all. But my god- do they here. Comm-fucking-uni-cunt-cations. Everyone thinks they can do comms, everyone hates comms, urgh you work in comms. It’s a standard daily occurrence. Add the fact that everyone I work with is so insecure and can’t share or treat each other like adults- and there you have a glimpse into my life.
What should I do? Hello, I’m actually asking you- what should I do please?
Can’t get another job because there are none, fucking countries finances being shit. Can’t keep trying to make the best of it. Because there is no best. And have to keep my head down because I have bills to pay.
The only thing that’s helped today is buying a pack of M&S lemon wafers. Which of course I ate before I even got on the train.
Ahhhhhhh.
So to conclude. Fuck it all. Eat more biscuits.
Thanks for reading :)